You thought you were clean, then ... Oops!

How to be certain you're clean

and ensure you stay that way

... every single time!

 

Many people say they have accidents after cleaning out and ask:

What am I doing wrong? 

 

If anything solid is coming out:

The problem is you are not getting your sigmoid colon adequately clean, if at all. The sigmoid is like the S-shaped curve in the drain pipe under every sink. Your poop collects at the bottom of that curve until there is enough behind it in the descending colon to push it up over the hump, through the rectosigmoid junction and into the rectum.

When you're having anal sex -- either with a fist, cock or dildo -- your rectosigmoid junction is being stimulated and that coaxes it into opening up and letting the poop on the other side out, unless you've cleaned it out beforehand. The only way to be certain you're cleaning out your sigmoid is to ensure you get plenty of water above it, so that it completely washes out the sigmoid on its way out.

Some people can get plenty of water above the sigmoid using an typical enema bag, but I'm not one of them. I tried using a colon hose with my enema bag, but it would sometimes coil up in my rectum without entering my sigmoid and without cleaning it out.

Here's the sure-fire way I found to deposit the water above my sigmoid and be certain I was getting it clean:
http://crotchshaver.blogspot.com/2012/10/normal-0-false-false-false_4.html

If it's ONLY discolored water coming out:

You need to ensure you get all the water you put in back out again during your clean-out. The I Love U Massage is the way to accomplish that. Here's how: http://crotchshaver.blogspot.com/2012/10/the-i-love-u-massage.html

As soon as I finish my clean-out, I take two generic Immodium tablets to stop the natural rhythms of my colon and prevent any water that might be trapped from coming down. I give it 20 to 30 minutes to kick in while I rest, set up my play space and get in the mood, then I'm good to go for hours every single time.

Warmth aids depth training

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1 in 29 Americans say they're LGBT

Gallup has published the results of its newest survey, touted as the largest ever aimed at calculating the nation's LGBT population because it's based on interviews with more than 121,000 people. That's about 100 times larger than the samples used by some of the political polls you hear about lately. Consequently, the margin of error is considerably smaller at less than 1 percent. Article:  http://apne.ws/RY0bGw and the Gallup report: http://bit.ly/Rb0PAX

Court deals new blow to DOMA

A New York-based federal appeals court on Thursday become the second appellate bench in the nation to strike down Defense of Marriage Act, which bans married same-sex couples from receiving federal benefits.
http://apne.ws/RJAQ5U

Although about 8 other district and circuit courts have recently ruled the same, this ruling is significant in that it was the first to hold that laws that classify people based on sexual orientation are subject to a higher degree of scrutiny because gays are a minority with a long history of being victims of discrimination: http://www.buzzfeed.com/chrisgeidner/federal-appeals-court-doma-is-unconstitutional

Also, the majority opinion was written by the chief judge of the 2nd Circuit, who was appointed by President George H.W. Bush and is considered quite conservative: http://www.opednews.com/Quicklink/BREAKING-Federal-Appeals-in-General_News-121018-239.html

Butt plugs not ideal for stretching

If you think wearing a butt plug 24/7 is going to open your hole, then you probably believe spooning a barbell while you sleep is going to give you Schwarzenegger

pecs and 6-pack abs. Here's why you're wrong:

A fellow pig recently asked on a forum whether using a so-called "24/7 stretching ring" would help open his hole. Here's how I negated that idea:

 

I have this same 3-size set from Huse. They are made of rock-hard acrylic plastic that I find quite uncomfortable. The wide, deep, circular base is also very much NOT anatomically correct. When trying for extended wear, a hole tries to force it out, requiring a butt plug harness to keep it in place, especially while sleeping.

Unless you really want to use these through-hole butt plugs to anally catheterize a sub in a diaper to take away control of the most basic bodily function, then ...

... you are much better off getting a traditional butt plug the same size that's solid for no leakage but much more pliable with a base that's narrow side-to-side for long-term comfort, not to mention a lot cheaper.

You also need to keep in mind that if your goal is to stretch your hole, what you really want to do is stretch the muscle that forms your anal sphincter, not the soft tissue above it that forms your rectum.

 

You know that old saying, "A chain is only as strong as its weakest link" ?  Well, a butt plug only stretches you as wide as its narrowest point.

A traditional butt plug, by design, has a wide body that stretches the rectum, a narrow stem that the sphincter naturally closes around to keep it in place and a wide base that prevents it from getting trapped inside you.

The problem is that narrow stem, because the rest of it really doesn't stretch your sphincter. In fact, the wide part of a plug only stretches your sphincter when you push it in and minutes -- or hours -- or days later -- when you pull it out.

If you really want to stretch your sphincter 24/7, you're going to need something more cylindrical like a dildo that's the same width all the way to the base. And, of course, you are going to need some sort of a butt plug harness to keep it in place 24/7, because without that stem, your body is naturally going to try to expel it 24/7.

On the other hand, if you have a wide butt plug and you repeatedly stroke it in and out of your hole  -- I'm talking like 50 to 100 strokes per insertion -- then yes, you are exercising that muscle that is your anal sphincter while you are doing it.

But sleeping with a traditional butt plug in your ass and expecting it to exercise  your anal sphincter is about a smart as thinking that sleeping with a dumbell is going to give you biceps like Popeye's.

Depth Training: A Beginner's Guide to Stetching the "Second Hole"

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Quick Disconnect Shower Shot Setup

Did you ever need to put your shower shot out of sight?

Do you ever need to use your shower shot hose for a typical handheld shower head?

Do you ever need to swap out nozzles on your shower shot quickly?

Have you ever wanted to take your shower shot to a second home?

Not only is it possible, but it's also easy and fairly cheap.

I bathe my dogs in the shower also and for that I must use a handheld shower head with an integrated on-off switch so I can control the water flow with one hand while holding the dog in place with the other.

I needed a way to swap them out easily while maintaining a watertight system. I was concerned about damaging my 18-inch neoprene shower shot nozzle by repetitively screwing it in and out of the hose after trying it a couple of times. 

So I set out to install a system that didn't require me to track down pliers and wrenches and Teflon plumbers tape every time I needed to swap them out. Not to mention the potential for damaging the plastic threads at the base of the neoprene nozzle.

I found out you can convert your existing handheld shower head and/or shower shot hose system to a quick disconnect or hideaway system using common parts sold at Lowe's and other home improvement stores. The parts to do both connections are less than $20 total, and to do just the shower shot portion (hideaway) would be even less expensive.

Tools needed:

Teflon plumbers tape and scissors or knife to cut it with

Adjustable pliers to hold garden hose connectors

Crescent (adjustable) wrench or set of open-end wrenches

Parts needed:

Bottom row, from left to right:

1/2 inch male to 3/4 inch female adapter; garden hose male quick connect; garden hose female quick connect; male 3/4 inch to female 1/2 inch adpater. Total cost of these four pieces at Lowes: $12.40 plus sales tax. This is all you need to convert your existing shower shot system to a hideaway setup.

Top row from left:

1/2 inch male to 3/4 inch female adapter; garden hose male quick connect. Total cost of these two pieces at Lowes: $6.29 plus sales tax. You only need these if you want to swap out a standard handheld showerhead with a shower shot nozzle. 

The first steps are to attach the male 3/4 inch to 1/2 inch female adapter to your existing shower diverter valve. Then attach the garden hose female quick connect to the adapter, above.
 

Then you attach the 1/2 inch male to 3/4 inch female adapter and the garden hose male connector to the hose of your shower shot, above, and the same parts to your hand showerhead, below.

Pull back the spring-loaded middle black ring on the female garden hose connector, push in the male end of the connector and release the spring and you have the finished setup. Whenever you don't want the shower shot visible, simply pull back the spring loaded ring and the hose pops out so you can put it away from prying eyes or switch to using the regular handheld shower head of your choice.

Now, if you don't need the hideaway setup but simply want to swap out nozzles quickly and easily using the same hose, simply place your quick connect fittings at the other end of the hose and to the base of each nozzle you want to use. 

If you want to use your shower shot hose in a second home, simply install a second female garden hose connector at your alternate location, and simply plug the male end of your shower shot hose in to it.